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What NOT to do in CHINA: Top 5 Things

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Jolie English (5 hours ago)
She is so FUNNY 😂
Sandy Han (3 days ago)
you love me long time?
Steak (8 days ago)
I'm going to China because I asked my mom to go to McDonalds in china So now here we are
Laun0218 (8 days ago)
do Chinese vagina's go sideway's ?
EmelaiiNilsson (9 days ago)
*I'm half Swedish and Half Chinese* *When I'm in china and visit my friend that I've known sens I was born I usually walk to him with chopsticks in a rice bowl. ITS A JOKE. and he gets it of course* *We had a Chinese family gathering one time in HengYang, Hunan. Where my grandparents live. It turned out into a fight when my aunts and uncles and my mom tried to pay. Like there was some stairs (because we were sitting on the second floor) and OH JESUS. like they were rushing down the stairs almost falling on top of each other and all the ladies was having stilettos so I was walking there with freaking sneakers and like "... ._. im broke so nah." but I was like.. jogging to show some respect LOL. My mom was like taking out her credit card and like "EMELIE! RUN DOWN STAIRS. YOU'RE FAST!" I'm like "SURE MOM!" and I low-key jogged down and of course my Sprint running uncle that's 190cm runs past me with his long ass legs and said "HAHA, You didn't make it" and I was like dramatic like "NOOOOO" *fake*
Jacob Larson (10 days ago)
You guys have some serious sexual chemistry
amateur match (10 days ago)
She is so violent
Feng (14 days ago)
Chinese people always want respect from others. tips will make a Chinese feel like a begger. so don't give tips which can be a bit offensive.
Iraj Ahmed (16 days ago)
Im officially scared !
Robert Lucero (16 days ago)
You forgot don't do the pinky finger
Laura Meyer (18 days ago)
👍🏼🥰
jayden chow (19 days ago)
CHINA OWES EVERYTHING
Hy Vong (20 days ago)
Dont talk about getting a big wht ck in public even though you girls want to
Christopher Bozinovich (20 days ago)
I don't like people touching me as well. I don't care if they know me or not.
what not to do in china?: * screaming violently in random chinese people for no reason - you get sued for that * pooping naked in public places especially in monument - its just rude and improper * just do not sniff chinese people because you want to, its extremely rude - it might be seen as sexual harrassment and you'll face a problem for it * going in china just to intentionally call them ching chong ling long - this is china, you are just a foreigner, they are on their home, just get home where you came from stupid bastards -_- its just sad how most tourists don't even have human commonsense to act in the world/countries, just lock yourself in your room and do not interact with the world/countries
Luis Molina (1 month ago)
Greetings from Arequipa-Peru.
Luis Molina (1 month ago)
your video is interesting, I would like to study a master in China. Greetings.
Tina Undertale (1 month ago)
I’m a Chinese and I will do nine of these things ;-; and why would you lick someone’s face and hug a stranger????!!? ):0000
Gray Sinlie (1 month ago)
how about catching fly's using chopstick? or chopstick to stop hooligans... like Jackie Chan.
Ghee Phua (1 month ago)
Considering the frequent news about bad behavior of many Chinese tourists, it makes me wonder if I want visit China. It would be awful to go on a holiday and have to deal with constant crude behavior, like line cutting, spitting in public, parents who let their toddlers pee and poo in public, etc.
Jane Dela Vida (1 month ago)
But im a chinese drama lover historical or modern drama everytime im watching chinese dramas i feel im in china too😁
Vandana Tiwari (1 month ago)
I love old Chinese tradition culture. ..monks, temple and others. modernisation collapse Chinese civilization.
YURI BUN (1 month ago)
I'm going to China next year with my school and I feel like there's so much to learn about the culture but I'm trying my best ! Thanks for this
baguette time (1 month ago)
Don’t use an escalator
T Lee (1 month ago)
just don't speak freely in china, because everyone else over there is not allowed to.
Cavity Creep (1 month ago)
why is there 3 bowls of rice in the graveyard?
fireflyus10 (1 month ago)
The basic problem with the Chinese is that the men act like girls. They're also sneaky, so the women are driven to the powerful genetic love equipment of white men. Chinese men dance wearing tank tops in the park while the women throw themselves at white men. Chinese men are shameful. White men in China can have any woman they choose, even married women. Chinese women go crazy for white men. You have your pick. If her husband works, she happily pays.
su 30 (1 month ago)
I think number 1 is ridiculous when Chinese people start to tell me Taiwan belongs to China. When I ask them a bunch of question about China. They can't answer me
Sandor Liu (2 months ago)
I think the most important is: DO NOT DO ANYTHING INVOLVING DRUGS! Chinese laws are incredibly harsh on drugs. The most common penalty for drug dealers, including foreign drug dealers, is DEATH PENALTY! China already has quite a record of executing foreign drug dealers
Old Iron (2 months ago)
"Non violent eating utensil." Ironic how China puts people in prison for saying the wrong thing or just kills them (Tiananmen Square) but they think forks are "too violent." I want to state though, I don't think the Chinese people are bad in any way (well I am sure some are, "steal the money off the table" as the young lady in the video said isn't very encouraging) but I do feel the Chinese govt. is rotten to the core. Denying civil rights to anyone is pretty bad. Evil. May communism be defeated in every nation!
Old Iron (2 months ago)
1). Don't speak the truth if that truth criticizes the totalitarian govt. of China.
Don't talk bad about the Host or Partner.
Do not look at another woman on a date.
Do not make Face in China.
michael larson (2 months ago)
From some of your videos I would say the best thing you could do is just don't move to China and become a person without an identity. I do enjoy your videos though.
Tommy Finley (2 months ago)
Well....I'm even more afraid to go to China now.
Scale Jedi (2 months ago)
You should slap him more and harder he could be your little b----.
Ralph Kelly (2 months ago)
this makes me want to go over to main land china even more now roll on march 2019 month holiday but i must admit i follow mat and vivi along with winston just like all the videos that these guys put out vivi is one cool lady should be interesting to say the least 6.2 ex scots guard whoo hoo think a might get a kicking lol
Alan Wright (2 months ago)
So happy to watch a video that honestly and truthfully describes Chinese characteristics. Informative and useful for people new to China or planning to go to China. Keep up the good work!
Bryan G (2 months ago)
As far as eating with chopsticks, the only thing I know about chopsticks is how to play it on the piano.
Dust Sans (2 months ago)
It's kinda the same thing of Japan rules
Elaine Scott (2 months ago)
No desire to go .... so basically it’s ok to be scammed by the Asian’s .... your advice just let it go don’t create a scene.....how ridiculous !!!!!
Melanie Muñoz (2 months ago)
She had me at "China owns everything!", as a Filipino... cringe
Minh Le (2 months ago)
Don't fuck Chinese woman. They don't have feeling :-((((((((
J Lau (2 months ago)
Don't do anything in China, you will be fine.👍
David Levesque (2 months ago)
Sounds like China is managed by mafia or Senator McCarthy type cliques ( McCarthy-ists) Does everyone go around doing slights to insult everyone. :Oh, he's so rude, he didn't make eye contact with me at the bank teller', oh, she's a mean person. At the shopping for clothing stalls(see if the clothes fit) she let a sigh, that said everything sucks. Or, he beeped his horn, one more time then was considered reasonable. He's crazy. If that's what it's like, like in USA, don't say fuckyou around gang members, they're so paranoid, they'll want to kill you, or, don't make fun of the psychotic who is non-stop talking at 1am in the city alley, to themselves. They can't help it( even if you're hearing 3 different voices come out of their mouth and they are insulting anyone hearing ( whether if the individual rant makes mainstream sense or not), and oh, the cashier that over charged you, no offense, but I'm not waiting months, through the bank card system, for it to clear on my bank statements, when I can just mention it, and likely get it cleared right now. Wannabe thug, and clique tactics are bad enough with current history/technology) oh my son's getting bullied at school and for some reason isn't getting good grades, while the harassers go around without reprimand..sound familiar)It's not reasonable to expect everyone to climb mountains covered with eggshells and not break an eggshell . If thats China, forget moving there. It's bad enough already in the USA. It goes the Jackie Chan/ Chris Tucker 'Rush Hour' movies are just lies.( Rare exceptions that might as well be lies). Good luck.
SETH GEIS (2 months ago)
Good thing I find politics and country ownership annoying anyways.
Robert Roberts (2 months ago)
I don't tip anyway
Dr Boggle (2 months ago)
I LOVE "China Own Everything!"
lynxman busman (2 months ago)
THEN why in American Chinese restaurant have tip jars ? 🤔
Ozr Mlkc (2 months ago)
Chinese people don't ask where you are from, they try to guess your country and religion and before a question they throw at you s hostile stare. If you want to make a good friendship with a Chinese find a Buddhist, Christian or other non-Han ethnic person, otherwise these little Han people are not friendly and very ignorant people.
Phuque U (2 months ago)
...and never pet their lunch.
Phuque U (2 months ago)
Rumor has it they came out of test tubes on the mother ship.
Gee Speller (2 months ago)
I travel with my fork but last time in went to China they had folks in one restaurant I love China I just married a lovely Chinese lady Weihai thanks for having me
Joseph Lee (2 months ago)
She talks so cute. You are a lucky man.
Paulo Alvez (2 months ago)
A friend of mine whos a business consultant did work three years in Beijing and he hated everything about China. People were rude, chaotic traffic, bad public services, suspicious food, no civil freedom, etc. He didnt even find a woman there, theyre a terrible people who despise foreigners. He adviced me never ever move to China!
TheSpicyPotato (2 months ago)
China is seperate from Taiwan tho. Taiwan is its own country now. So is the Koreas and Vietnam. Just because it used to be your territory doesnt mean it is now
John Monroe (2 months ago)
#1 don't go.
Mono Lito (2 months ago)
Pointing with the fork? Who in the world does that? And why would?
Lindalee Law (2 months ago)
Guess I won't be going to China. YOU R A BORE. ZZZZZZ
PiercedBitxh Aila (2 months ago)
I find the differences between China and Japan so mind blowing! I watched a shit ton of Japan vloggers& never really thought of how China may be different before
Maizen Albrecht (2 months ago)
I go to a Chinese school and these things are the opposite.
Dewald Minnie (2 months ago)
Whether you're a tourist or an expat, it's always a good thing to remind yourself that you are not home anymore. You are a guest in a host country. Different rules apply. The moment you're gonna start acting up like a snowflake and throw your weight around, you'll be put in your place. Your mere presence is an inconvenience to most, and you'd do well to remember to be thankful for being allowed the opportunity of inconveniencing your host (who, by the way, for the most part, are actually quite accommodating and welcoming). Learnt o love the experience WHICH YOU CHOSE to throw yourself into. Or... Alternatively... Just fuck off already.
Shoman Blues (2 months ago)
it's a stick. That is why they call it a stick.. It's not a chop bar besides I don't tell anyone how to use a fork knife or spoon. Admit it. The people had nothing but sticks and so that's what they used... Doesn't mean it's a good eating utensil. It's a fricken stick.
Patrick Bee (2 months ago)
This is very helpful, thank you. You two area grate team.
Big big frog Anal (2 months ago)
ching ching
NewLogic 1/4 YT (2 months ago)
Wat um I always stabbed food with chopsticks
Mel Lindberg (2 months ago)
And when foreigners comes to the US, be sure to kiss their asses and be sure to tell them we Americans are rotten selfish ignorant slobs and apologize to them that we were born.
Grant Wilson (2 months ago)
Number 1 should be avoid freedom of speech at all costs.
Cat Man (2 months ago)
Except for the chopsticks, the same applies in Thailand. (They use Western-type utensils). Don't touch, don't cause someone to lose face--you could lose your life in extreme cases--it's always good to "give face."
Dennis Giguere (2 months ago)
First thing don't move their.
Miles Petersen (2 months ago)
I don't like the east Indians there Country sucks and I live in Canada and there all over the City don't trust those people. But Chinese are ok
Miles Petersen (2 months ago)
I would never set foot in a hole like China or any foreign country. The USA is the best
James Phillips (2 months ago)
You presented good general knowledge to people who have never been to China. Of course you didn't mean it would apply 100% to every situation. Very nice video, cute wife...
patriciachango (2 months ago)
Lol...two pointy sticks are supposed be be less violent, that's dumb.
S Rutherford (2 months ago)
I'm in the U.S. and worked for several years with a few Chinese guys remotely for a company, we were all together on a computer support team. They were actually living IN a couple different cities in China the whole time. One became a buddy of mine. He lived with his wife and two poodles in a small apartment (of course I never actually saw it, except for pictures). He was in his late 20s. I did ask him about politics quite a lot- but he really didn't seem to know or care much about the subject. He wasn't insulted in the least.... though he did seem somehow kind of reluctant to say bad things about his government. The only other odd thing was he liked to joke about his wife, and called her ugly... though I saw pictures and she wasn't in the least ugly as far as I could see. I think it was some kind of humour. Aside from that... what struck me most really was just how similar they are. Half way around the world and a completely different culture. But they complain about the same basic things day to day ... have the same wants, likes, worries and the same problems as any other person you would meet. Far from alien imo. Just, people like you and me. I thought they were lots of fun to know. The only thing I can add to this from my limited experience is... I would venture to guess that if you're in these situations and are genuinely intent on being a decent person, I think it will come through and they'll cut you some slack. They can clearly see you're 'not from around these parts', and will likely pick up on whether you are intending to be insulting or not. Unless they're just a jerk. But most people aren't, lol.
James Estelle (2 months ago)
PLEASE DO A VIDEO/TUTORIAL ABOUT THE CONCEPT/CULTURE OF Mian Zi.
Avery Rosenthal (2 months ago)
I'm european and my soul agrees with you. China let's focus on NATO. 😝😘👌
Bill Verdon (2 months ago)
Add these to the list why I will never visit China! I really do find all of your vids fascinating though....so keep making them!
Stanley T. (2 months ago)
Apart from the lack of tipping, what a shitty xenophobic set of rules
Jux Pano (2 months ago)
I disagree, you can talk about politics but be sure it's all praise to China otherwise you might regret it.
matt 1910b (3 months ago)
China is the biggest shithole on Earth. all scammers, Godless, immoral, Cruel motherfuckers. the nastiest nation in the world. India same shit.
alex x (3 months ago)
Japan much better than China
phil phil (3 months ago)
In china where are remaining all kind of category scams.dating marriage with some tricky bribery of being a fake love.for the money and.the property estate love.
phil phil (3 months ago)
In china Never dating the marriage and trade business even as the friendly relationship.almost the people were living in the jealousy and hypocrisy by which.are concerning the nasty silly mentality of the unmoral conscience.
Mark Smolders (3 months ago)
But it is okay for Chinese people to do whatever they want in other countries. I have never met a ruder and filthy people that the Chines.
Gerard Guittat (3 months ago)
Je n'ai pas compris tout ce que vous avez dit. C'est difficile pour un francophone !!!
Taco Bell (3 months ago)
Here's a few things Chinese shouldn't do in China. 1. Spit everywhere. 2. Let their children piss and shit in the street out of a hole in their pants. 3. Lie and cheat constantly. 4. Think China is a global mecca of fashion, culture and progress, when it's simply North Korea with more money. 5. Stop envying everyone around them. 6. Stop walking up to foreigners with their 8-year old brat and saying "Talk English now!". 7. Stop repeating the stupid fucking maxim that the "21st century will belong to China" (It won't - or the 22nd or the 23rd, or ever). 8. Stop shouting. 9. Stop chewing and slurping your food like pigs. 9. Stop using fifty 5000 watt bulbs to light your fucking living room. 10. Stop pretending that wooden thing in your living room is a sofa. It's a park bench. 11. Stop pushing in front of others. They're called "lines" for a fucking reason. 12. Stop saying "Mao was 70% right and 30% wrong". The fat fuck destroyed the country. Wake up. 13. Stop drinking alcohol, turning red and puking. You don't have the livers. And finally, 14. Stop giving us 'guidance'. We all come from developed, civilised, wealthy countries.
Rick Reeves (3 months ago)
Chinese ripping off tourists where the tourist is powerless to do anything about I. Hmm. Not a good thing
Daniel Glaubitz (3 months ago)
Oooh, guys - how very professional looking, this video!;)
Commandeer (3 months ago)
Your wife is funny, thanks for the great video!
Tebby (3 months ago)
Sounds like japanese
George Sahinidis (3 months ago)
Allways follow the rules or THIS might happen !!! :-P : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-pnnh0a2lk
The Beni (3 months ago)
I stab my arse with chopsticks 🥢
Elaine Higham (3 months ago)
I had a friend who questioned some Chinese friends about the politics of chine, it was so embarrassing, he not a friend any more
DonTae Trowell (3 months ago)
If I don't get the proper change back, I'm definitely causes a scene. LMAO!!! I couldn't give a damn about those cameras, how everybody feels about it or if any of randos are on my side.
christopher abierra (3 months ago)
but why chinese business men attracted bribing people like in the philippines
Mohan Giri (3 months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OarzexOmYlM&t=32s
Keith Anderson (3 months ago)
You could do a whole video explaining each of these in more detail, especially losing face. I've lived here for 4 years and still am just starting to understand the concept of face.
NYTFHS Oh Yeah (3 months ago)
I loved traveling China and there women are the best....

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